Matters of the Heart vs Matters of the Ass
Posted by Justin | Posted in Love & Bourbon | Posted on 27-01-2009
Tags: ass, bourbon
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$3.50 well drinks can cultivate quite the conversation. Throw in a few ongoing relationship issues and suddenly you may find yourself ass-deep in Jack Daniels & discourse. From here forth on, we will call these conversations Matters of the Heart. This past Monday I found myself in such a discussion. But while hemorrhaging useless bullshit about my personal feelings, I was overcome with bourbon another commonly articulated feeling, often the product of the said environment of Bourbon and Love; we will refer to this emotional subject as Matters of the Ass.
To have these two topics attempt coexistence is to invite a clashing of theories and explanations as to what it means to be a man, and is by no means a lighthearted colloquy. For these reasons, I will have to wait until further notice before continuing this post. I need to gather my thoughts. That and I’m just testing the new site. My apologies.
I make a fool of myself in matters of the heart, but a man in matters of the ass
That is some nice block quote action.
Stop typing big fancy words.