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hippies, missing trees, & screaming. oh my.

Posted by Justin | Posted in Bizarro | Posted on 27-03-2009

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Ok. I know I live in Asheville and all – so this is bound to piss someone off. But it’s just too much. Hell, these people are in the middle of the forest – that stump they’re screaming at – a beaver probably cut that shit down. Get of the woods, stop screaming at trees and romanticizing the life of rocks, and DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT if you want to save our land. Fuck.

Special thanks to Tom for the video.

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Oh for fuck’s sake.

i just watched it again. what a bunch of assholes.

Watching this video makes me feel a little more normal. Thank you.

Three words: Lysergic Acid Diethylamide

Get some help people. The trees don’t need a life…you do.

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