About
I’m a man of leisure. I drink beer, play recreational sports, consume large quantities of cheese, and make love. Often. And occasionally I blog. It’s often offensive (at least to me). And it’s not very good. Other notable facts: I drive a piece of shit car. I break a lot of bones, and sprain even more. I wear argyle socks, and I’m partially color-blind.

Hello. Love me, and send me mail. Thanks.








