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Sometimes you just need reminding where it is you came from…
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hippies, missing trees, & screaming. oh my. Ok. I know I live in Asheville and all - so this is bound to piss someone off. But it's just too much. Hell, these people are in the middle of the forest - that stump they're screaming at - a beaver probably...
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Sometimes you just need reminding where it is you came from…

I’m sorry, but people who do dumb shit like this…
BERLIN, Germany (CNN) — A polar bear attacked a woman at Berlin Zoo Friday afternoon after she climbed a fence and jumped into its habitat during feeding time, police said Saturday.
One adult polar bit her several times after she plunged into the moat, police said.
Zoo workers tossed rescue rings toward the woman to hoist her out and distract polar bears swimming nearby, said Goerg Gebhard, a Berlin police officer.
“They saved her life,” Gebhard told CNN.
advertisementThe woman was severely injured and was being treated at a hospital, police said.
Watch polar bear attack woman »
It’s unclear why the woman entered the bear habitat, but police issued her a citation for trespassing.
Ok. I know I live in Asheville and all – so this is bound to piss someone off. But it’s just too much. Hell, these people are in the middle of the forest – that stump they’re screaming at – a beaver probably cut that shit down. Get of the woods, stop screaming at trees and romanticizing the life of rocks, and DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT if you want to save our land. Fuck.
Special thanks to Tom for the video.