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hippies, missing trees, & screaming. oh my. hippies, missing trees, & screaming. oh my. Ok. I know I live in Asheville and all - so this is bound to piss someone off. But it's just too much. Hell, these people are in the middle of the forest - that stump they're screaming at - a beaver probably...

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The Familia

Posted by Justin | Posted in Bizarro | Posted on 20-08-2009

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Sometimes you just need reminding where it is you came from…

Stroller Pug. Sigh.

Posted by Justin | Posted in Bizarro | Posted on 07-07-2009

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Bastard (Sliatch)

Posted by Justin | Posted in Bizarro | Posted on 10-06-2009

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they should have left her

Posted by Justin | Posted in Bizarro | Posted on 12-04-2009

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I’m sorry, but people who do dumb shit like this…

BERLIN, Germany (CNN) — A polar bear attacked a woman at Berlin Zoo Friday afternoon after she climbed a fence and jumped into its habitat during feeding time, police said Saturday.

The bear attacks the woman during feeding time at the zoo.

One adult polar bit her several times after she plunged into the moat, police said.

Zoo workers tossed rescue rings toward the woman to hoist her out and distract polar bears swimming nearby, said Goerg Gebhard, a Berlin police officer.

“They saved her life,” Gebhard told CNN.
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The woman was severely injured and was being treated at a hospital, police said.

Watch polar bear attack woman »

It’s unclear why the woman entered the bear habitat, but police issued her a citation for trespassing.

hippies, missing trees, & screaming. oh my.

Posted by Justin | Posted in Bizarro | Posted on 27-03-2009

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Ok. I know I live in Asheville and all – so this is bound to piss someone off. But it’s just too much. Hell, these people are in the middle of the forest – that stump they’re screaming at – a beaver probably cut that shit down. Get of the woods, stop screaming at trees and romanticizing the life of rocks, and DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT if you want to save our land. Fuck.

Special thanks to Tom for the video.