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		<title>The Familia</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 15:47:20 +0000</pubDate>
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Sometimes you just need reminding where it is you came from&#8230;
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		<title>Stroller Pug. Sigh.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 14:01:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Bastard (Sliatch)</title>
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		<title>they should have left her</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m sorry, but people who do dumb shit like this&#8230;
BERLIN, Germany (CNN) &#8212; A polar bear attacked a woman at Berlin Zoo Friday afternoon after she climbed a fence and jumped into its habitat during feeding time, police said Saturday.
One adult polar bit her several times after she plunged into the moat, police said.
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		<title>hippies, missing trees, &amp; screaming. oh my.</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ok. I know I live in Asheville and all &#8211; so this is bound to piss someone off. But it&#8217;s just too much. Hell, these people are in the middle of the forest &#8211; that stump they&#8217;re screaming at  &#8211; a beaver probably cut that shit down. Get of the woods, stop screaming at [...]]]></description>
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