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Slow rollin' in her Caddy, 25 in a 35. Straight Foxy.
Asheville Twestival 2009 Looking for something to do this weekend? Come out and join us this Sunday September 13th for Twestival Local! We'll be at the Asheville Pizza and Brewing Company on Coxe Avenue from 2:00 p.m. to 8:00...
wake n' bacon Maybe the single most genius product I have ever come across; an alarm clock that wakes your ass up with the real bacon. Fucking beautiful. Find out more about it here.
HOW: A frozen strip of bacon...
Matters of the Heart vs Matters of the Ass $3.50 well drinks can cultivate quite the conversation. Throw in a few ongoing relationship issues and suddenly you may find yourself ass-deep in Jack Daniels & discourse. From here forth on, we...
hippies, missing trees, & screaming. oh my. Ok. I know I live in Asheville and all - so this is bound to piss someone off. But it's just too much. Hell, these people are in the middle of the forest - that stump they're screaming at - a beaver probably...
City of Asheville to reduce stream side protections You can help prevent this; please sign this in support of the protection of our mountain streams and improving water quality with additional stream side vegetation. Read more about the issue below &...

Slow rollin' in her Caddy, 25 in a 35. Straight Foxy.
Tom Brady, now practicing for the first time since a knee injury cut his season short last year, had this to say when asked about why he choose L.A. based Dr. Neal ElAttrache…
“I chose Neal because that was my decision. There are great doctors all over the world, and Neal was right for me. My father always told me tall trees experience high winds, and I think Neal is a person that, when you’re at the top of your profession you can weather a lot of those storms. I think his true colors really shined through.”
~ excerpt from NFL.com
Really Tom? His true colors shined through? What the FUCK is that supposed to mean? Just for that asinine response, I hope Randy Moss retires and decides to take up his fruit juice smoothie business full-time. Man, do I hate the Patriots.

Check it out at Bruisin’ Ales, Wednesday from 5-7. For more info click here.
This Wednesday, Scott Sheridan of Stone Brewing Co. will be at the humble storefront to share some libations with you folks. We heart Stone Brewing Co. This is one for the hopheads. (We’re hoping to try this one someday. Still haven’t had it!) Here’s the beer flight:
STONE Smoked Porter [5.9% abv / 59 ibu]
STONE Arrogant Bastard [7.7% abv / ibu "classified"]
STONE Old Guardian Barleywine [11.3% abv/95 ibu]
STONE Ruination IPA [7.7% abv / 100+ ibu]
