Asheville Twestival 2009 Looking for something to do this weekend? Come out and join us this Sunday September 13th for Twestival Local! We'll be at the Asheville Pizza and Brewing Company on Coxe Avenue from 2:00 p.m. to 8:00...
wake n' bacon Maybe the single most genius product I have ever come across; an alarm clock that wakes your ass up with the real bacon. Fucking beautiful. Find out more about it here.
HOW: A frozen strip of bacon...
Matters of the Heart vs Matters of the Ass $3.50 well drinks can cultivate quite the conversation. Throw in a few ongoing relationship issues and suddenly you may find yourself ass-deep in Jack Daniels & discourse. From here forth on, we...
hippies, missing trees, & screaming. oh my. Ok. I know I live in Asheville and all - so this is bound to piss someone off. But it's just too much. Hell, these people are in the middle of the forest - that stump they're screaming at - a beaver probably...
City of Asheville to reduce stream side protections You can help prevent this; please sign this in support of the protection of our mountain streams and improving water quality with additional stream side vegetation. Read more about the issue below &...
I’m guessing most of my beer guzzling friends have already – but just in case – go to www.stopthencbeertax.com and sign the petition to stop North Carolina – already with the 4th highest state beer tax – from raising taxes even higher.
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Ron Paul wasn’t able to win over America with his blimp stunt – not enough to take the presidency anyhow – but that doesn’t mean he’s finished. Now, via his Campaign for Liberty, he’s encouraging Texans that its the ‘American Way’ to secede from their country. This in response to Gov. Rick Perry’s recent comments explaining how Texas can leave the union if it wants to. I say take your steer wrestling and tejano music (sorry – but that has got to be one of the worst genres of music I’ve ever listened to) and get the fuck out. Texas is lucky it wasn’t kicked out after Bush.
With all the unbridled enthusiam for Barack Obama you just knew something like this was going to come along. Hey, I like him too, but common people. Really? Anyway, I’ve included a few of my favorites, but be sure to check out the entire collection at http://www.badpaintingsofbarackobama.com/
The First Lady Michelle Obama is evidently what’s caused the market to crash and the economy to plummet. Blame the new depression on her.
Or better yet, her sleeveless dress.
Because according to some, Obama’s choice in fashion is seemingly drawing away the attention of Washingtonians from the matters at hand;
“Most of the complaints centered on the dress conveying a sense of informality on a serious occasion,” Donahue said. “She’s kind of faced some criticism for that in the past where people have said maybe [her clothing is] distracting from the central point, from what is going on.”
Even some Washington insiders were surprised by Obama’s wear because of the frigid February weather.
Are you fucking kidding me? Washington insiders? Are you guys really sitting around DC gossiping about the First Lady’s fashion tastes while we’re footing your Starbucks tab? I’ll tell you what’s going on. People are losing their jobs, their homes, their retirement & health insurance. That’s what’s going the fuck on. And you jackasses need to fix it! But I don’t know – maybe those crazy sleeveless dresses are just… shit, I forgot what I was even writing about.
