With all the unbridled enthusiam for Barack Obama you just knew something like this was going to come along. Hey, I like him too, but common people. Really? Anyway, I’ve included a few of my favorites, but be sure to check out the entire collection at http://www.badpaintingsofbarackobama.com/

The First Lady Michelle Obama is evidently what’s caused the market to crash and the economy to plummet. Blame the new depression on her.

Or better yet, her sleeveless dress.

Because according to some, Obama’s choice in fashion is seemingly drawing away the attention of Washingtonians from the matters at hand;

“Most of the complaints centered on the dress conveying a sense of informality on a serious occasion,” Donahue said. “She’s kind of faced some criticism for that in the past where people have said maybe [her clothing is] distracting from the central point, from what is going on.”

Even some Washington insiders were surprised by Obama’s wear because of the frigid February weather.

Are you fucking kidding me? Washington insiders? Are you guys really sitting around DC gossiping about the First Lady’s fashion tastes while we’re footing your Starbucks tab? I’ll tell you what’s going on. People are losing their jobs, their homes, their retirement & health insurance. That’s what’s going the fuck on. And you jackasses need to fix it! But I don’t know – maybe those crazy sleeveless dresses are just… shit, I forgot what I was even writing about.